Triple Majority Time Trial

Update 3/16/20: Race postponed until who knows when.  It's going to happen, though, and when it does, we'll all have fun!

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In celebration of bikes, beer, recreational cannabis, friends and family, another year, (one which matches the name of your world's favorite local bike shop: 2020!) another birthday, the arrival of spring, and above all, the third, count 'em third, opportunity celebrate turning 21 all over again, 327 Words proudly presents the Triple Majority Time Trial, an alleycat-style bike race featuring loads of grown-up entertainment and plenty of adult beverages  beginning at 2020 Cycle at 21st and Union in Seattle, WA on Saturday, March 28, 2020 at 3:27 sharp, signups commencing around 2:30 or so.

Come on out and try not to puke on your shoes as you cycle through the years 1978, 1999, and 2020 in order to relive some of the finest moments of those prior decades and to experience at least one or two seconds of pure bliss in the present moment.

Riders, following the traditional group time trial format, will pack together 63 years of nonsense into a little less than 21 miles (and almost exactly 32.7 kilometers) of "racing," along with numerous opportunities to reflect on films, books, and music a 21, 42, or 63 year-old might have enjoyed back in those days.

Race happens, no matter how old you are, rain or shine, no crying or fatal crashes allowed.  Ten bucks suggested donation, (includes a $2.00 donation to Planned Parenthood) with free drinking glasses for the first 63 riders,

Prizes—cash and bike schwag—to be awarded for fastest times, men’s and ladies’ divisions, as well as runner-up positions, including, of course, DFL.

Prize sponsors and friends currently on tap or being recruited include:Portland Design Works, Sock Guy, Liquid Courage Flasks, Pabst Blue Ribbon,  2020 Cycle, Swift Industries, Peloton Bicycle Shop and Cafe, Vapolution Vaporizers, Walz Caps,  Peddler Brewery, Pace Sportswear, Cyclefab, All-City Cycles, Twin Six, Good Weather Bike and Cafe, and Deb's Lunch.

Embrace this chance to attain your full majority of fun three times over, and always remember, Safety Third!

Friends, relations, and those too adult to ride, but not to drink, are invited to show up at Bill's Off-Broadway  after about 6:00 for more adult-themed fun and prizes, too!